Dylanisms VI

Dylan and I were talking, and he said ".......when I was  in Pee School.  Oh dang, I forgot the R." 


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Dylan and I were driving.  The rain had just ended, so I had opened the sun roof, and continued driving.  A minute later, I hear Dylan yelling from the backseat.  "Mom!  Close the window!  I am getting skydrool on me!"

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Dylan had made a pin somewhere.  He comes in at night, with it pinned to his pajamas.  In front of his groin.

"Hey Dyl, that's probably not the best spot to wear your pin.  If it pops open, its really going to hurt your pene."

His eyes get really wide.  "Yeah, I don't want to do that.  That's my most important part."

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My father recently had surgery.  His wife, my stepmom, was also in a rehabilitation center recovering from illness.  Recently, he sent word that his dog was going into the hospital to recover from kidney stones.  

I was telling my ninos about this.  Dylan thought about it, and then finally said,

"Wow.  That house is really beat up."

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As usual, I was expressing how much needed to get done for the holidays.  

Eva piped up.  "I can help you Mommy."

I was so touched.  It came out of nowhere, and it was sincere.

"Thank you baby doll.  You are so sweet."

Dylan piped up.  " I can help you Mommy."

"Thanks Dylan."

"You know," he said, "Six hands are better than two."