Pokemon sculptures and tattooed hair

Today was one of those rare days where I stopped, listened, and found tranquility in the house.  

Odd.  Because Dyleva is with me.  Always.  But the fact that they weren't asking me for anything or bickering made me suspicious.

So I put on my spy goggles.

I tiptoed through the kitchen into the dining room and I discovered suspect number one.  At the table.

Sculpting Pokemon?  Awesome.

He was so proud.  

"Mommy!  Come look at this one!  Doesn't he look just like vcdfxgyd?"

And he actually did!

"And look mommy, I did ydgfhdgc and iifkdbvncxvx also!"

Check out these amazing Pokemon sculptures created in the peaceful atmosphere of the Wagner house.

Eva's later sculpture

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After praising Dylan up and down for his creativity and ablility to occupy his time without annoying his sister, I set out to discover said sister.

Spy goggles back on.

I journey into the living room.

I find Eva in the corner, tucked in by the heater vent.

She is dyeing her Barbie's hair.
What?

She got a tattoo kit for Christmas from a family member that stains her skin with horrible chemicals.  

I immediately expressed my displeasure (Eva, I don't want that garbage on your skin again!)

So now my resourceful daughter is using it to dye her doll's hair!  Excellent!  Way to reuse Eva!

Just please don't dye the American Girl's hair......