Dylanisms VI

One day, Dyleva and I were sitting at the table opening the mail.  Bills, junk, and a thank you card.

"Mama, what's piss?"  Dylan asks.

I take a breath.  "Dyl, it is a word that is not nice that describes tinkles."

"No, Mommy!" Eva speaks up.  "He means 'P.S.' on the thank you card."

Oops!

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We were at the beach, getting ready for the fire.  It was chilly out so we came in an changed.  I put on my ripped, trademark jeans.

Dylan comes out, takes one look at me and says, "Mommy, why are you wearing your cowboy pants?"

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Dylan was telling me about a girl at daycare that was crying all day.  I told him she might have special needs, and that he should be kind to her.  "You know Dyl, she might just need a friend.  I know it is annoying to listen to her but you should still be kind."

He thought about it for a minute, and then said, "Well, I live with annoying."  

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"Mama, when you are asleep, I mean really asleep, and I come in, I snuggle up the middle of the bed like a potato bug."


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We have been having some problems with Marley.  I commented one day, that if he doesn't get his act together, that I would send him to the sausage factory.


Well Dylan, all matter of fact, responds: "No you are not.  Because Mimi is family.  And we don't send family to the sausage factory."


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It's dinner.  We are all around listening to Eva tell some story about her day.
Dylan interrupts.  We quickly shush him and ask to wait until she is finished.

Well Eva has a little of her Daddy in her.  She likes to talk.  When she finally finishes, I ask Dylan. 
"What did you want to say?"

Very nonchalantly, he responds. "I forgot."

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Dylan burped the other day at dinner.

We look at him, waiting for an 'excuse me.'

He looks up, and says, "Yeah, that happens here and there."